cats are so fucking pointless i want 10,000
SHOUTOUT TO THAT ONE PERSON THAT HEARS YOU WHEN YOU’RE TALKING IN A GROUP AND SMILES OR REPLIES SO YOU DONT FEEL LIKE A TWAT
will you marry me = a marriage proposal
will, you, Mary, me = a foursome proposal
Will you, Mary me = Cavewoman Mary helps Will recover from his Amnesia
Will, you marry me. = Will’s time-traveling partner
And people keep trying to tell me that punctuation isn’t important
Neil Patrick Harris | Punk’d 9x12
Relax i speak bear
Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension
- "Make me",
- "oh really",
- "is that so"
"What’s in it for me?"
"can you feel it mr krabs?"
Reasons to love the dogs
i am crying
Lmfao OMG that second gif tho 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
DOGS DOGS DOGS
a $15 gift card to Louis Vuitton
*buys a piece of dust floating in the air*
"When you dress like that it’s like putting a steak in front of a dog; what do you expect?"
Peanut butter is basically my dog’s favorite thing in the world.
You know why she’s not even touching it?
I said “no.”
this post combines my three favorite things: obedient dogs, peanut butter, and dumping on rape culture